How Many Dogs Does It Take....
- Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid light bulb?
- Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace the wiring that's not up to code.
- Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp.
- Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
- Rottweiler: Make me.
- Shi-tzu: Puh-leese, dah-ling. Let the humans do it.
- Labrador Retriever: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
- Malamute: Let the border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
- Jack Russell: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the ceiling.
- Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
- Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark I'm going to sleep on the couch.
- Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
- Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
- Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I was at the pub last night and I've got this hangover.
- Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....
- Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
- Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? The last thing I ate was a light bulb?
- Westie: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs, I am not one of THEM. So the question is, how long will it be before I can expect my light?
- Hound Dog: I like it dark.... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
- Welsh Corgi: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle....
Author: Teresa Beshear Colson