Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid light bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace the wiring that's not up to code.
Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp.
Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Rottweiler: Make me.
Shi-tzu: Puh-leese, dah-ling. Let the humans do it.
Labrador Retriever: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Malamute: Let the border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Jack Russell: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the ceiling.
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark I'm going to sleep on the couch.
Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I was at the pub last night and I've got this hangover.
Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? The last thing I ate was a light bulb?
Westie: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs, I am not one of THEM. So the question is, how long will it be before I can expect my light?
Hound Dog: I like it dark.... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Welsh Corgi: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle....
